My moosebear is zaalaan because dad did not give him attention ;(
| M: | i have heartburn from the manoushi mom made for me. |
|---|---|
| E: | Maybe you should eat fool (fava beans) instead. |
| M: | Zaatar opens your mind, not fool. |
| E. Fool Biftah 3ail il ma'fool. (Fava beans open the minds of those eating it) | |
| M: | no, you're wrong. i'm conferencing mom in. |
| M: | Mom, which opens the brain, fool or zaatar. Elaine says it's fool, I say it's Zaatar. |
| E: | Fool Biftah 3ail il ma'fool. |
| Mom: | la3 Elaine. Manoushi, it is definitely Manoushi. Let me tell you about neurotransmitters |
| M: | Zaatar Wins! but i don't want to hear any more about science my brain is full of science information. |
| E: | You're both wrong. it's definitely fool. |
| Mom: | Let me tell you about neurotransmitters. dont' you want an evidence based answer? |
| M: | Elaine, you're wrong. |
| E: | fool is the one that has a rhyme about the brain opening up! there's no rhyme about zaatar and brains. |
| Mom: | This isn't a labotomy ya habla. fool gives you big-time gas. it's a lethal bomb. I want to tell you about neurotransmitters. |
| M: | I'm hanging up. |
| E: | me too. |
| Mom: | i'm starving. |
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| Elaine: | Oh yeah, i'm sure you're starving. shiklik starving. (you sound like you're starving) |
| Mom: | what did you have for lunch? |
| Elaine: | I'm not telling you. |
| Mom: | Fine. i'm cutting you off. If there's no sharing, there's no caring. snip snip snip. |
| Elaine: | fish and chips. |
| Mom: | Fatso. Haha. |
| Mom: | Ciao! |
| Mom: | i'm bored. i'm going to google you and your sister. |
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| Elaine: | this is why I refuse to add you on facebook. you have no restraint. |
| Mom: | I'm your mother. I'm not supposed to have restraint. Add me on facebook so i can be nosy. |
| Elaine: | no. |
| Mom: | Fine, i'm going to stalk your cousins. |
| Elaine: | I told them to block you too. and khalto. |
| Mom: | you are a khanzeeri. i'm going to play mahjong. |
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mary, while you are sitting you can draw a picuture of a donkey
mary, while you are sitting you can draw a picuture of a donkey
and give it to whats his face and write his name on it
let him know that you had a lot of time on your hands. if he had checked you earlier you wouldn’t have had time to draw him.
-Mom offering advice on keeping Mary busy while waiting on being stuck at the airport for the 3rd day in a row.
(whats his face refers to the unhelpful mean guy at the U.S. Airways counter)
